Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are!
Imagine these two meeting for the first time
This is completely based off of a scene from my fav ATSV fic
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.






![[Ambrosius sits up on the couch and looks surprised.] Ambrosius: Did you just shush me?" Ballister: Maybe I did. And You have to listen because it's my roof, my rules. Right, Nimona? Nimona: Oh, you mean the three-page annotated list of rules you taped to the Murder Wall? No, I have no idea what you're talking about... Ambrosius: You shushed me!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/746044790d2db9921ba9d3757fff0d3b/866a7e57a260f443-3a/s1280x1920/d20ecc56530be65cc40984c132050974861a4f80.png)
![Ballister: And what are you going to do about it? [Ambrosius jumps off of the couch and reaches out, trying to grab Ballister. Ballister looks shocked and tries to run away. Nimona, in the background, watches and looks unimpressed.] Ballister: Wait, what are you doing-- Ambrosius: I'm gonna get you for that Ballister: Ambrosius-- Ambrosius: Take it back! You love hearing me talk! Ballister: Wait--AHHHH!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/eed09dab79bdfa8d3601e592082668bc/866a7e57a260f443-1b/s1280x1920/58768bc2bfd11021ada56b05d0aca96628bea039.png)
![[Ambrosius tackles Ballister in a bear hug and they go tumbling to the floor in front of the couch. Ballister is making a very dramatic, puppy-dog expression. Nimona is smirking.] Ambrosius: Gotcha! Ballister: NOOOOOOO Nimona: Wow. Productive Conversation, boys.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2382370c4b52fe4a70c11ebefa138d4/866a7e57a260f443-b6/s1280x1920/3c1f293949e302802f1a4603ebb47e88f8ec9e63.png)
![[Nimona flies to the couch and sits on the back rest, looking down at Ballister and Ambrosius who are out of frame in front of the couch.] Ambrosius: New rules, no shushing allowed. Ballister: ...I will update the murder wall. Nimona: You guys are such dorks. Ballister: Hey! Name calling is against the rules, you know this.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/534a4484d434baebdd55ed31ce16f365/866a7e57a260f443-10/s1280x1920/22f2da993c9cc4d191cf1bfa5f03a44736dd8b4b.png)
![[Nimona transforms into pink Gorilla form and grins, her eyes go bright pink.] Nimona: Oh yeah? Well, I got a new role for the wall, too: Don't start a fight unless you're gonna finish it. [Off screen] Ambrosius: uh- oh Ballister: Nimona what are you doing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/513da7b2f9b7c429f41ba91cf8ad27e4/866a7e57a260f443-0c/s1280x1920/70305074be8d240b6eb15ac947bef8514c5310c6.png)
![[Nimona vaults off of the couch and does a pro-wrestler elbow pose in the air, headed toward Ambrosius and Ballister. Ballister's hands reach from out of frame in a "stop" gesture."] Nimona: THIS IS FOR FORGETTING THE SUGAR! [Out of Frame] Ambrosius: HAHAHAHA not the gorilla! Ballister: NIMONA! MY RULES!!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a3552e5e644d31fa43e63b7afab9f5c1/866a7e57a260f443-b2/s1280x1920/36fe14e0d3f2c6278bf16d81057b1517a1f23229.png)



